Awk Before Breakfast

"That's disgusting."

"Sorry, I had to get rid of a bone pellet before I go hunting again."

"What are you doing anyway?"

"What does it look like?! I'm putting my face on using what has to pass for a mirror!"

"Why pretty yourself anyway?"

"I have to look my best for all these juicy geese and gulls on the river. You, you wouldn't understand the trials we 'awks have to go through..."