Imp

Murron was reading her book and called out to me
Murron - This is really funny it says the star is shining like bacon in the sky
Me - Now that is funny (walking away until I realise what it really says) I think it says like a beacon in the sky.
Murron - Ahh (pause) What's a beacon?
I explain what a beacon is and then walk away overhearing Murron muttering to herself 'I preferred it when it said bacon!'