Presenting to posteriors

At the Commonwealth offices doing a presentation today.

Had a few butterflies but I took on board eldest's advice to tackle those. His advice? Imagine each face in the audience is a bum.

Confronted with a room full of arses I managed to present fairly well (despite the slides I'd forwarded going missing).

To be honest, the audience were a friendly bunch so I didn't have to resort to replacing their faces with their behinds.

One of the presenters was there with the Queen's Baton Relay baton. Very nice it is too. Quite heavy as well. Good job the baton carriers will only be running about 200m with it. I'd do well to run 200m without a baton.