Does my bum look big in this

Tried as hard as I could to get a picture today that was not grey, green, brown or miserable but I could not find one as outside had been low cloud and rain all day and even in the office was a bit miserable so took this picture which made me smile when I thought of the expression normally associated with this sort of pose.

As a true gentleman and on the rare occasion I have been asked this question I have always gone on the side of safety and diplomacy. I think that this is one of life's questions that no matter what answer you give it will never be the right one. In the English language is there a name for such that type of question.Men of the world should unite and have it banned.

Well it made me smile today.