Anaesthetic

It appears that 2 hours mowing grass that hasn't been cut for 4 weeks with a human powered lawn mower can cause a fair bit of pain in your lower back.

However, it also appears that it you cause a fair bit of damage to a bottle of malt in the evening after the mowing the pain does not become apparent until the following morning.

I guess I can either keep the patient doped up with whisky or suffer the smell of liniment.

Then again, I could just pass him the liniment and pour myself another glass... choices, choices.