Red Letter Day

It was in early March this year I started to paint the outside woodwork of my bungalow.
Nine sets of windows and 3 doors, from dark brown varnish to light green. Three undercoats and three top coats - all done. All now painted inside as well, from light pine varnish to creamy white paint, plus all the door frames and skirting boards. Every room in the house redecorated, with new wallpaper and paint. All internal doors changed (15 in all), stained and polished. Old kitchen taken out and new kitchen fitted. Extension built, decorated and furnished. Existing lounge refurnished and today FINALLY the new curtains delivered and hung. The finishing touch after six months of work.
It looks really good, I am happy with it all. So is wife1. She said " I like my house.............. but what about the bathrooms"
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