Letter

Dear Mr Hellmann

I am not a fan of your new bottles. I think Tarzan and Arnold Swarzenegger might manage to squeeze them all right, but ordinary mortals can't!

The bottle is completely useless after the first few splodges. I had to saw this one, ruining my breadknife and kitchen scissors in the process. And by the way, this photo was taken after I'd extracted a lot using a spatula.

If you do not reconsider this silly bottle, then I will have to take my custom elsewhere.

Regards

Lady Marchmont


email and photo sent today, though I did not use my title. Maybe I should have...