DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME #3

Mum: "How long did you put him in the microwave for,P?"

P: 30minutes at 100% power.

Mum: "(wtf ). 30MINUTES?!!!!! AT FULL POWER?!!!!!"

P: "Erm, that IS what you told me......"

Mum: "I said 100seconds at 30% power!!"

P: "Oh dear"

Mum: "Oh Dear indeed! Scoop him up and pour him into an ice cube tray and we will have hope for the best in the morning. Once you're done, MATHS HOMEWORK......"