I Only Came In For a Cup of Coffee.

Today, the terrible twins (the two daxis) returned home and so I went out to the favourite flower emporium to have a celebratory cup of coffee. On arriving I was greeted by this notice; being inclusive is all very well but, I feel that this is a little over the top.

Jnr was amused, a very long time ago, to see a sign that read, "If you notice this notice, you'll notice it's not worth noticing." In those days he was easily satisfied.