Get your eye in

She's gonna need to get more accurate than that if she wants to be the school conker champion. MISS!!!!!

No doubt some parents will be up in arms over the EXTREME DANGER, but we kicked off conker frenzy today in assembly and the children are well up for a bit of competitive nut-bashing. No safety goggles nor nothing.

Mind you, after dismissing namby-pamby health and safety concerns, I gave myself some horrible red marks on my forearm when I missed shots; they that reminded me of paintball hits and may well bruise! I was taking on Jnr Snr in the staff room and she beat me :( She did have a vinegar/heat treated one though, I was au naturale.