Don't shoot.............

..........she's only looking for the bathroom.

Edge of the seat stuff from Tom Hanks in Captain Phillips. Give that man an Oscar immediately.

With all the excitement, my bladder couldn't last the 134 minutes running time, but I missed the correct exit and mistakenly left by the fire exit.

Finding myself in a long corridor with several unmarked doors, I chose one at random, reckoning it was bound to lead to a loo. Instead, I emerged on the stage in a completely different cinema screen.

That's how I found myself appearing briefly as an extra in Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2.

The cinema staff were very good about it, considering. Didn't take long at all to turn off the alarms.