Shifting Goalposts

No wonder the game is a mystery to me.

I had to climb a slippery slope to get to this pitch, and ended up arse over tit in a muddy puddle. Which is why I ended up lecturing for two hours with a soggy wet bottom, and had to explain to the concerned students that it was nothing worse than mud. And, no thanks, I didn't need them to rub me down with paper towels.

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