The Sweetest Melody... is an unheard Refrain.

It's my mum's birthday today.

She's 87, looks 60, and behaves like an 18 year old.

Obviously her man is keeping her young. (Boak).

When she was the age I was a few years ago; when she wanted to lose weight, she used to say "Go out and do something awful so I can worry the weight off".

Pah! I was a good girl. Apart from the occasional all-nighter, and the binge drinking, and chucking in a job I hated(much to her horror), I can honestly say, I never caused my mum to loose a pound.

Happy Birthday Mam.