Last Line Of Defense.

The woods across the way, indeed the river between, the Childs bedroom are full of Odd Animals and Strange Creatures.
So, fight fire with fire....
In some kind of L-R order;Frosty, Yella Paddington, Prince(he's purple), Mike, (heats up in the microwave), Holly, BAAA, Shaun the Sheep, Oink, Kangaroo, (the Tourettes suffering Australian Beer-Bear, who has Issues), Mah-Panda, Lep Around(he loves the House Of Pain), Piglet, Bull-Bull, Paddington,found at a Church Of Ireland Sale of Work a lot of years ago, and is one of the originals made by Jeremy Clarksons parents), Bridget, Cola Bear, some random snake, The Money Box, Spitter, and a dino.
This indomitable picket line stem the flow of other, more dangerous, animals from across the way, and snatch nightmares from the air.
Well, every parent needs a little help, n'est pas?