I think our neighbours might hate us for this...

Yeah I know it's tacky and commercialised but we have a box of Halloween stuff from when the kids were little and so it gets wheeled out every year. I bet the neighbours look forward to it!

By far the scariest part of Halloween is braving the monster spiders who lives in the loft over the garage where we keep the tat trinkets.

David isn't even here, and I'm not sure Sarah is all that bothered so I am thinking maybe I can't use them as an excuse. We have a big bowl of sweets but never get any trick or treaters, so it'll be a diet of Drumsticks, Parma Violets and bite-size Twix bars for the next week.

Happy Halloween!

So, the ultimate scary tune, Thriller maybe, or Werewolves of London. Or how about Highway to Hell or Don't Fear the Reaper? Perhaps Tubular Bells or Zombie. Nope, it has to be this.