Diagnostic

What's this?

Ah, looks like the doctor's.

Yes, that's where it is alright.

The doctor's.

Don't remember that at all.

No, not at all.

Still at least I understand what a doctor is. Recycling shoes, now...well, I'm still none the wiser.

In my day you'd get them re-soled and re-heeled till they fell apart. Till you were on your uppers, as they say. Till there was nothing to recycle.



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