Bonfire Night

Two dinosaurs meet on the school run...

Beryl: "Any plans for bonfire night then Margaret?"
Margaret: "Well, Brian wants to have a bloody bonfire doesn't he?"
Beryl: "Oh, that'll be nice. I do like a bonfire"
Margaret: "Yeah, but, every year it's the same. I get the kids all sorted - you know, watching from the edge of the cave, toffee apples all ready - and they're a bugger aren't they - and then..."
Beryl: "That sounds lovely - so festive"
Margaret: "He can never light the bloody thing - no opposable thumbs you see. So it's damp sticks in pile and then a wean starts to cry. Very bloody festive."
Beryl: "Fancy walking the dogs then later?"