I don't believe it!

We have a holiday coming up next month, my wardrobe is complete but my 'travelling companion's' isn't. Today I took him to Bluewater, supplied him with a list, a map and instructions to meet me after one hour. At the appointed hour we met up and this is what he had bought (see above). Desperate to keep calm I decided that an early lunch was needed and a little 'pet talk' - excuse the pun! The women on the neighbouring tables must have found it very amusing as I asked him what problems he'd had finding the required clothing to which the answer was 'I have to be in the right mood'. My reply to that was sarcastic in the extreme.
Eventually we did buy some items and found not only a very suitable jacket but a helpful assistant in North Face who didn't realise that HG was deadly serious when he remarked that the jacket wasn't as expensive as her thought it was going to be.
'What do you mean I asked?'
'The price on the till says 13.50' he innocently replied
'That's the time!' I pointed out and swiftly gave my credit card to the assistant