Meow

As every con merchant will tell you;pick your target with care!
Look out for that naïve, gleckit big softie that will tickle you under the chin with a "hello there ,little puss"......and pull out all the stops, with plaintive meows and winding round his legs!!
Next day make sure he catches you ravenously eating the bird seed!
If he feeds you then, you know you are home and dry......all that's left is to reel him in ;hook , line and sinker!!
And before you know it ,hes buying you Kit-e-Kat by the tin load!
3 weeks later ,there you are , sleek and plump........all that remains is to get into the house!!

I'm working on that!!!