ScotFail

Yesterday's sh*t from ScotRail continued into today.

First their damned machine munches my perfectly valid credit card, making a squealing noise akin to a stuck pig, then it cheerfully switches itself off, flashes a red light at me and declares itself out of service.

Then in the early hours of today the damned train (which I had to literally fight to get on (without a ticket due to the fecking machine earlier!) came to a grinding halt outside Larbert. "A complete power failure" announced the guard (not unlike Norman Wisdom in demeanour and appearance) cheerfully, as he waded through morass of humanity which was squeezed ont the train in a way Colgate could only admire.

Pah!