The thoughts of Thom with a MO on the 17th Day...

17 days growth for the MO and I have started thinking of ways to make the face slug more impressive. So I have been thinking about moustache enhancement. First to come to mind is moustache dye or just hair dye in general. However with dye there involves a few potential problems: number one being what colour to dye it, as the only dye I own is purple, pink and red, which is where problem number two comes in, how ridiculous I would look with a colourful moustache, as much as I would like to think I could pull this look off, Billy Conolly I am not. Finally number 3, with such little hair for the dye to cling on to, chances of staining my face and looking awful with a dye stained moustache are very likely and personally, I would not like to have the stained face look, I would like a warrior with the worst war paint ever! Overall the dye idea, I am going to give a miss. Another potential enhancement isn’t actually an idea I would consider as it is beyond stupid, but there is an interesting story I have been told which I wish to address. So you know how some females decide it is necessary to draw on or over their eye brows with eye liner? Well a friend informed me the other day that she once served a man at where she works, who had gone over his own moustache with eye liner, looking as if he had been attacked by 3 year child who had just discovered a felt tip pen. Ridiculous or what?

The photo today, I decided to go for the ‘classic’ the ‘standard’ the ‘popular’ choice of selfie, being the ‘pouty face’. So yes I am aware by doing this face, I am losing any attractiveness I had left in my face, but luckily I am not on the market so the problem isn’t for me, but for Jen who has to deal with the pouty moustached face.

An extra £4 raised today so thank you all have donated so far, you are doing a wonderful thing for sponsoring.