"A little bit lost today"

I saw a little elephant standing in my garden...
I said " You dont belong in here", he said "I beg you pardon?"
I said "This place is England, what are you doing here?"...
He said " Ah, then i must be lost" and then "Oh dear, oh dear"......

"I should be back in Africa, on Saranghetti's Plain...
"Pray, where is the nearest station where i can catch a train?"
He caught the bus to Finchley and then to Mincing Lane,
And over the Embankment..... where he got lost again.

Spike Milligan

Im a little lost today.. just like the Elephant.. but Spike allways make me smile...