Dirty Postcards

Wardrobe disfunction. It is 58 degrees. A bit chill to be topless. To be upfront about it I am just guessing, but assume stone boobs (would those be stalactits?) are the best kind to have if you are exposing them at this temperature. However, I really don't keep abreast of these conventions. But even on a cold day, her beauty radiates like nipples on a pond.