Just put it somewhere so I won't forget!

My memory is not so good at present so when asked if I could iron a nice white shirt for tomorrow I replied "Just put it somewhere I won't forget"

So it went on the bloody christmas tree!

I did laugh and now its been removed from the most obvious place I bet I forget!

And those who think he should do it himself, believe me - he should not! I would be so ashamed if he was on telly or something.