A Russian couple were walking down the street in St Petersburg the other night when the man felt a drop hit his nose.

'I think it's starting to rain,' he said to his wife.
'No, I think it's starting to snow,' she replied.
'It was definitely rain,' he argued.
'You are wrong, it feels like snow,' she insisted.

A full scale argument was about to start when the man spied a minor communist party official walking nearby.

'Let's not argue about it,' said the man, 'we'll ask Comrade Rudolph.'

As the official approached, the man asked, 'Tell us Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?'

'It's raining of course,' he answered and walked on.

But the woman insisted, 'I know that felt like snow!'

The man quietly replied 'Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.'


On a more serious note, this reindeer is looking for a deer friend perhaps in the Inverness area for friendship and fun. He likes fashion (obviously) and flying. GSOH. If interested, just leave a note with Santa.