In the doghouse...

Woof! First of all, you have to remember that I am a dog. Today, Bluebellsea put some presents under the Christmas tree. Two for Mr K and one for me. Now firstly, how was I to know which one was mine? Secondly, how was I (a mere dog) to know, that the presents are not to be touched until Christmas Day? I mean, why put them on the floor of the living-room if they can't be 'investigated'? Anyway.... I investigated, and guess what? It wasn't my present. It's ten days too early. I still don't know what my present is... And to top it all off, I'm well in the doghouse!
Alfred Dog :-(