Cancel Christmas

Might as well cancel Christmas! Take the tree down and the lights and return all presents cos if i don't get one then no one gets one. Not that I am bitter or angry that it looks like I'm on the naughty list.

He's checking it twice but my name is there in black ink so it's not going to move.

So what have I done that is so naughty?

Well that would be telling but if I said it was worth it would you believe me?