Why don't Polar Bears eat Penguins?

Because they can't get the wrappers off.
Besides, they taste a bit fishy.

Somebody put up one of the inevitable Christmas light shots on the ubiquitous Facebook recently, with the question ... "look carfully, and tell me what's wrong."
WELL
1. "A polar bear on one end of a see-saw will never balance a penguin on the other."
2. "That must be a particularly dense penguin."
3. "My son's heavily into ********* and he says that it is obviously two penguins disguised as a Polar bear.
4. "If you enlarge it, there are all kinds of visible wires trailing everywhere."
5. " Oh," (after the truth was out) "I knew that, I just put it down to Poetic licence.

Clicky & The Man had never been to Barton Grange: and, as we were due for a run down there before the festering season, in search of a Viburnum Farreri for a splash of winter colour and scent; we thought we'd go down mob-handed.

As is always the case on these jaunts, one tends to end up over-Blipped. The deciding factor here was the posting on Face-book.