The Dwarf

This man is trouble
He is to be avoided
Do him no favours

I was asked if I wanted a dram ........... he was paying
I should have known that there was a catch
He has deep pockets and short arms (along wih everything else about him)

He just needed a hand in shifting a couple of chairs........
Along with a huge settee, a bed, a fridge/freezer, a sideboard etc., atc.
His mother-in-law is moving to sheltered housing.

I can hardly move now
The pain in my back is pigging awful


Stay away from the Dwarf he is a monster (his wife Snowwhite is very nice though).