'Bannanas'

"I bought a pet bannana...
and tried to teach him tricks...
but he wasnt any good at
catching balls or fetching sticks.

He thought he was a Dolphin...
and went swimming out to sea...
but ye canna float bannanas
they have no natural bouyancy...

He could never catch a Frisbee...
and he would'nt sit ot speak...
though we practiced every afternoon
and evening.. for a week.

Though i liked my pet bannana...
i returned him with regret...
Boy.. i sure do hope my Watermelon
makes a better pet"

Kenn Nesbitt... slightly altered.