"Make mine a large one please"

Nipped out on my bike today.. popped into 'Liddels' to look for a bargain.. seems reasonable @ £10 for twenty five gallons... wonder if i should get it..mmm.....

"One green bottle.. at Liddles for sale...
one 25 gallon green bottle at Liddles for sale...
Now theres no green bottles down at Liddles for sale...
Ive just fallen off me bicycle... and it wasnae the gale...

'Anon'