Keep Calm it's Christmas Eve

Unusually for me no Christmas Eve panics so far. Presents bought and wrapped, cards done, shopping got, wine and beer in the fridge... stuffing, OMG no stuffing, wait wait.... check cupboard..... phew, stuffing in the cupboard. Cranberry sauce?? OMG, no cranberry sauce... stop panicking.... we've got the cranberry sauce. There we are, it's not Christmas Eve without a good panic.

Have a smashing Christmas everyone. Here's a few great awful Christmas Cracker jokes to get you going...

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had a low "elf" esteem!
What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!
What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate clauses!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
What is the best Christmas present in the world? A broken drum, you just can't beat it!
How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed!
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws
What says Oh Oh Oh? Santa walking backwards!
Who is Santa's favorite singer? Elf-is Presley!
What do Santa's little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!

Keep on blipping.