Merry Christmas (hic!)

Dinner cooked and despatched, wine quaffed, presents opened, blip sorted. More great awful cracker jokes....

What do you call a lady attached to a washing line? Peg.
What is a pelican's favourite TV show? The Bill.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper.
How do snowmen travel? By icicle.

Ok, ok, I'll stop now.

Right, which classic Christmas movie shall I fall asleep to this year?

A Very Merry Christmas to you all.

Zzzzz....