The Simpsons

" I'm a big racist!" Says 10 year old Tess. "What!" We all say, flabbergasted. "Oh yes, I race everywhere, I run all the time". And relax.

That was half way through the day, we'd done a fair bit by then, such as......Shake off the fizzy juice (prosecco) Christmas Eve hangover, get up, cuddles, check Rudolph's carrot, open the living room door, he's been! Read his letter, open his presents, open more presents, croissants and cheese, pancakes, cuddles, deliver neighbours Christmas cards, rescue a mouse, take the stone's presents down the lane, pack up and drive, boozy Port delivery to newmachar, to newtonhill and family, more prosecco, chit chat, cuddles, drive, beach, bridge of don, more family!, presents, more jibber jabber, food, drink, games, big tummies, home time, meows, playing, sitting, drinking, blipping.

Here's my two chancers with three of their cousins, in a rare moment of harmony. Thanks to my in-laws, mum, dad and sister and co. for a very nice Christmas Day.