Reasons to smile...

By Lauraiea

Tomorrow's stomach ache


I got a juicer from Santa yesterday so I made juice- this morning with four apples and some blueberries. This is a kilo of carrots, four apples and four oranges. I think there is potentially too much acid in all that. I took some Omeprazole with it.

When buying the carrots (that was all I bought) the cashier looked at me oddly so I said "I got a juicer for my Christmas." She nodded. I said "when you read about the girl who turned orange from all the carrots you'll know it's me" and she said "why, do you like carrots?" I was confused. It was like I hadn't had the first part of the conversation with her.

Anyway today's done.

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