Resolutions!

Bandit: Dylan, I think it's about time we reviewed the resolutions you made at the beginning of the year. Have you kept any of them?
Dylan: Sort of!
Bandit: Okay. The first one was "No more swearing". How has that gone?
Dylan: Very well. I haven't sworn once. Not even when you shut the hutch door on my ears!
Bandit: It was an accident!! But well done. Now for the next one. " Stop getting stuck in coal bunkers". Have you managed that?
Dylan: Pretty well I think. Apart from this!
Bandit: And what was your last one again? Oh yes. I remember. "Give up eating brassicas."
Dylan: Oh, Oh!
Bandit: So what about resolutions for next year.
Dylan: I have no idea. I wonder if anyone has any suggestions for me?
Favourite film: Today's one is "The Dark Knight". Such a dynamic film and Heath Ledger as The Joker was fantastic.


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