Expensive wormhole opens up in my kitchen

For some reason I was in a cleaning mode tonight, washed up, cleaned a few surfaces, cleaned the finger marks of the stainless steel fridge/feezer doors, cleaned the edges of the dishwasher...even cleaned the mucky bits in the corners.....then a job I've been putting off for a while, some milk had got between the glass of the microwave door so I set about dismantling it.

What happened was a Del Boy chandelier moment....on unscrewing 4 retaining screws this happened....it just dropped to the floor and smashed to smithereens.

Mrs S was straight onto the insurance......they've got to come around and assess it!.....it's an oven door not a flipping gold plated, jewel encrusted porthole into a parallel universe!