"We are the children"

Today I went shopping for a 'my best friend just had a baby' gift. It was my first time in Mothercare, and I was greeted by these two. They creeped me out. They are not in any way cute or childlike, they could be straight out of a Stephan King movie. I will have nightmares about these tonight. They have obviously made a sacrifice of baby Clause in the middle and are looking for their next victim. Imagine what they get up too when the store shuts and the lights go out. *shudder*