Tom:Tom.

We presented Tom with his Arthurs Day Photo today.
Not too impressed, I think.
At least he got another free pint out of it.

Tom goes to the local Day Care Centre.
The Matron called to the shop, yesterday, looking for a copy of the AD shot.
(Saw it in the Local Rag)
They want to hang it there, in tribute.
Because Tom is a Legend.