Early night

After a busy festive season when you've been on your feet all day, day after day, finally you can get your head down and catch up on your beauty sleep. You've got your new duvet, your silk pillows and the heating is on full blast Just as your settling down, the next thing you know someone has opened your window blind and starts dumping his rubbish in your bedroom. It's at this point you wish you had bought those pyjamas in the sale.

This modelling lark is not all it's cracked up to be. If you fancy a position like this then apply in-store for details – and pull the blind down before you go please!