Something new!!

October:
Me: Joel, I think we could use a log splitter.
Joel: No, you do ok with a hatchet, don't you?

November:
Me: Joel. Seriously. I think we need a log splitter.
Joel: No.

December:
Me: Joel. Wouldn't it be cool if we got each other a log splitter for Christmas?
Joel: Nah. I already got you something.
Me: Dang.

January:
Me: Thanks, Joel!!!!!
Joel: Spoiled.