Lost!

Ok which one of you lot put the hex on one of my toys! I can't find my mini iPad! Its not in glasgow and besides I was sure I had brought it home! Its not in the sitting room which I have just gutted! its possible its in that pit of a bedroom!! but as I'm working tomorrow can't look for it till I get back & I hate when hubster looks for stuff cause he leaves a trail of devastation behind! Grrrrr
Rain rain & more bloody rain! thats it I'm going to build me an ark! This is the state of the head of the Holy loch at Arrochar & they expect tourists not to mind! The whole village has become a giant dump! come A&B council get your act together & clean this up & find out why specifically this loch is chucking up so much rubbish down wind from Faslane!