The E-mail

"Hello Hiroshi, you do not know me but I am writing to you for your help. I am a wealthy prince but I have to flee my country and need someone with a bank account to keep my vast fortune safe for me. All you need to do is give me your bank details, a copy of your passport and your signature and I will give you one million dollars"

I don't know, maybe he's just playing candy crush. Maybe his girlfriend just dumped him. Cheer up Hiroshi there's plenty more fish in the sea. Especially for someone who is so dramatically lit.

Thank you. That was the blip that was today.