stumped

this is the nemesis .. its a 8 trunker.. 6 of them you see here,, two of em ive hacked off.. its a good 8 foot round and must weigh in at a fighting 2 ton...its a beast...it laughed at the chainsaw...now im scratching my head as to what to do with it ...suggestions on a postcard and keep em clea,.. and no it wont fit up there ... before ya say ..