Seeing off Super Ski Glenshee Girl

Sam is writing tonight's blip:

Sam: That we are in freedom and everything is peaceful because my sister is away skiing and it's just so nice without my sister so it's lovely.

Mum would like to add: We love you Tess and miss you and so does your brother, no matter what he says.

Me (sam) says: I do not miss her thank you very much.

Mum: yes you do really, now go put your pyjamas on and make me a cup of tea or I'll remind you how you were petrified of imaginary boreholes in the boiler cupboard under the stairs when you were wee.

Sam: Don't put my personal (now past) fears online for everyone to see(groan).

Mum: WhatEvs, make me a cup of tea!


Sam: No NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mum: okay, give me a Samcuddle instead.

Sam: Okay, wait why did I type that? (doh)

Mum: Thanks Samshine, stop stalling and get yer PJ's on. Hope your sister is happy and safe, tired, warm and sleeping in the wilds of Braemar.

Sam: I'm not stalling, or am I, I don't know, am I? I'm not sure? Am I? maybe, okay, I just need to have a LONG stretch.

Mum: Nice try Comedy Cowboy Jo.....bedtime!