Heres looking at you kid

Lola kept herself amused for an hour plying with her new best mate,

My fantastic, amazing big brother went and won a chuffing Bafta!

He has spent his life making me look like an underachiever and tonight he has played his Top Trump, in fact while I am on the topic the other brother is equally talented in the 'doing really bloody well' stakes.

I must write that award winning novel that has been bouncing around my head for 5 years, either that or Lee and I make a porno like Zac and Miri.