Lola filled the bed with poo stains and milk so I stripped it all down ready to wash and attempt to dry even though it rained all day.
She helped my situation by climbing on the stripped bed and pissing all over the mattress.

After hours of drying bedding on the radiators and making it again the two gits climbed in for a picnic and would not get out.

- is it really only £29 at the premier inn.........