Hearts and Flower's Day at the AOG

It's mostly over for everyone, but Happy Valentine's Day from the Pacific Northwest Stadium of the Alternative Olympic Games. It was supposed to be a washout today with torrential rain, but that all came during the night and the day was decent for Olympic events. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the non stop action has not let up but let me begin by introducing this pretty little gal, June from Team Junco. She is here at the AOG cheering everyone on, including Chuck from Team Chickadee, who was so busy flirting with this little beauty, that he nearly fell off the podium. June will be competing in the Alternative ParaOlympics that immediately follow the AOG. We wish her the best of luck.

Big news around the Olympic Village was the addition of a new cafe. This was added yesterday to the joy of Team Lesser Finch, who are looking for a new publicist as they highly object to the term, "lesser". "We may be smaller than the other Finches, but we aren't any "less" ANYTHING than them.", said Lester, trying out the new buffet.

Team Golden Crowned Sparrow exhibited highly obnoxious behavior since they have "Gold" as part of their team name. They were chastised accordingly and have since regained some semblance of composure and decorum.

Jimbo, of Team Junco, strikes a pose after he signed with Nike after winning Gold in the Perfect Poser Contest. Rumor has it he is dating, June. She issued a "no comment".

Thanks for stopping by the PNW stadium. I hope you are enjoying all of the AOG. Remember, just search for AOG and you will not be sorry.

Signing off for now,
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