Team Squirrel

It wasn't a clean sweep, but Team Squirrel made themselves proud in the Alternative Olympic Games today, folks. This reporter was in awe as Lenny medaled in the Downhill. His form was right on the money, tail to nose perfection. Squiggy, however, balked at the Limb Jump and after assessing the situation, opted to call it quits and retire from competitive sports. That's okay, Squiggy, you had a good run.

The Fencing event, not usually seen in the Winter Olympics, was easily handled by Simon who clawed his way to a gold medal. Simon, you rock!

Basking in the glory of a job well done, Sharon enjoys her time on the podium.

Yes, nearly a clean sweep for this team. The after party was a sight to behold as they did a pretty good job of stealing the other contestants food at the Olympic Village Food Court. They were cited for over zealous behavior and banned from the Food Court for the remainder of the games. Other than that, Team Squirrel came out on top for the day.

Reporting, live from the PNW stadium. We will see what tomorrow brings, folks. Stay tuned. Same time, same station.