And......the beat goes on

After yesterday I wasn't sure what I was going to blip today.
It was either this or... A pair of tights that were destroyed by a temper tantrum.
I thought this was safer.
I slept last night. I fell asleep about 8 00 and slept through until 430 or so this morning (I did wake up once to prod someone to blip this am)
I need to be at my desk at 500.
It was time to play what the heck am I going to wear and get it ready in less that 5 minutes.
Found my emergency dress hanging with the sweater attached...this is the one where the hem is stapled up because a well meaning co worker pulled a string last time. I am going to mend it I promise but it doesn't show and it worked. It was either that or duct tape. One boot on top of the closet the other under the bed.
Then the only brown tights were ........hold on technophobe..... Brown fishnets.
After the blips of the last two days, I though omg this is awesome.
Awesome until you put them on.
When you put them on you can feel the netting through the feet. It is like walking on ... Oh I don't know...a FISH freakin net maybe.
That was fun. Then I thought hmm I have innersoles that I wear in my boots. You know I could put those inside my fishnets and I could still look sexy cool.
Well they wouldn't even make it down the legs. I stretched them so they would. Now I am wearing baggy fishnets. I ran out to car.
Here's where you men may need to take a cold shower. This seems to be the week of gender biased secrets so......I will let this out.....
When you sit on fishnets they suck. Who invented this torturous devise? There is a reason why women keep them on to look sexy, because well let me explain . Picture in your mind. Have you ever sat on a metal lawn chair in the nude?
My thighs and rear looked like a waffle.
So women only take them off if no one is going to look at your legs.I went back into the house and put on a pair of really thick tights. Oh and of course had to pull the innersoles things out of the fishnets. Talk about the catch of the day.
Well I made it to work on time. Phew. The fishnets are in a pile on the floor. I am waiting to sprinkle them with some holy water before I touch them because they are from hell.
What does this blip have to do with the story? Nothing.
Here is a hydrangea.

Have a nice day :)